To Amy Ma, and her various pet peeves.

Kay, so here's the blog I guess to refer to..http://flavoredbandaids.blogspot.com/
Before I begin, I just want to note that you finally acknowledged how often you get angry. It's cool though, because it's always really funny, and you don't like..explode..
You just five-star me. :)
1) Oh really??!! Well. That's quite interesting, love. That's rather interesting to know when I'm texting you.
^_^
3) So I guess since I'm a guy, I'm allowed to call you hun and dear now right?
4) Now this..
This is..
I don't even know what to say..it makes you angry to see fruits going brown? LOL.
5) Hah! Refer to 1.; basically the same thing, Amy Ma!
7) ROFL.
8) LOL. I can already see your frustration at that. "argh!"
Ahahaha.
10) Well, I guess that's a lesson learned then.
11) W o w. How often does that happen again? Hmm? LOL.
12) Hmm..*Googles debate topics*
4:00 AM: So Amy, how do you feel on the new healthcare issue?
Oh? Well I disagree!
13) What the..
14) Static ruins electronics.
15) Go study, hun.
16) How often do you run into leprechauns again?
21) I do that when I have nothing better to do and I'm bored with everyone. :)
22) I'm going to send you pictures of me like that. Or when we webcam sometime, I will all of the sudden do that by surprise. Oh hohohoho.

Will you become upset at me if I perpetrate each and every one of these crimes? I hope not, dear. Ho ho ho!