Monday, November 30, 2009

lalalalalal

I think I'm going to start shopping for XMas cards/gifts or something. Yeah. Leave your address here or something.. (*stalker mode*)
;)
Yay, the joys of Target! I have to find me some awesome cards..hehehe.
Kay, that's all for now.
Peace.

-Allen

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Fk you Facebook!

Haha. :O I don't know why but it keeps having the "add as friend" button on people's profiles that are already friended..and no, all my friends did not simultaneously unfriend me. Hah. And now it's giving me this "Content Not Available" page. Fuck that!!! As well as making people's walls have nothing on there. It just says "

FUCK I JUST CLICKED A BUTTON ON ACCIDENT AND IT GOT RID OF MY SHIT. FHDSAFDSAKF;DLSAJFDSAFSD
Okay it just says "[insert name here] has no recent posts." Like, wtf. I'm bored and I wanna Fb. And then there's that horse shit! blahhhhhhhhhhhh
SO BORED.
Someone relieve me of this boredom pls. K thx.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

:)

I love Oceanlab.
Post done.

Turkey Break!

Yeah boyyyy. It's time for b--b-b-b-b-b-reak. So glad school is out for a while. I hate school so much.
It's just..so..scholarly..
And. I don't like that. Yeah.
So. What should I do..Hmm..Thinking..
Well, I guess I'll have time to do stuff like webcam.
Webcam me! :)
Comment if you will for webcammying :)
That would be quite fun.
I wonder where I put my webcam though..No matter. I'll find it eventually ^^

Ya know, I don't understand what the labels are. Like..does it really do anything? And is there any point for me to label this post? Hell, i can't even think of anything to label it that's not something lame like "Thanksgiving" or something like that. Oh, I've got it. Mmmmm.
There we go. B-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l. Not that I would know what they look like. WHAT R U TRYING TO SAY HMM?

And then there's Jacob. OHMIGOD. He's so hawt. I want him to do me from behind. Real bad. MMM. Wolf sex. I've never had it before, but there's always your first huh? :D
Now I'm venturing into Stephanie Meyer's dreamland. I won't lie. It isn't my first time exploring the depths of this world. I first discovered it when the first one came out with Edward ravishing me. HAHAHAHAHA.
What a cutie. I like his pale skin. It's so hawt. And he's sparkly! Oooohhh. Oh that night was incredible. Soooo sexy.

Okay. Dinner Time. Peace out.

PLUR

--Allen

Monday, November 23, 2009

This Title

I'm sort of bad at the whole 'good title' concept. So. There we have the inspiration for today's title "This Title." Yeah, as you can see, I'm not altogether very creative. That's okay though. I can always capture Mexicans and force them to become creative for me. Ooh. Italics. I enjoy italicizing my writing, opposed to having to all-caps it, like THIS. Because, well, then you can't make words like I stand out. And often times, I feel myself wanting to italicize stuff, when other applications don't allow me to.

As you can see, I've changed my mind on the whole not write so many blogs things. I'll keep writing as many as I can. Besides, it's good ACT writing practice! :)
Now. It's Monday, and I don't know about you, but after tomorrow, it's Thanksgiving break galore! Five-day weekend. Excellent, just excellent. Turkeyturkeyturkey.
Nextttt.
Hmm, I'm trying to think of what I'm doing for break. I think I have to attend an Asian party for Thanksgiving. Oh yes. The infamous Asian party. Hurray! (LoL)

And with Thanksgiving comes Black Friday! Heh. Probably the one and only time I will ever want to get up early. Real, real early. Even though there's nothing in particular I want to buy (as of now), it's..just Black Friday! I don't know..it's tradition to get up early and shop around! Beat the crowd! ^^
It's insane when there's lines starting at like..4:00AM to get shit. But man, those sales are just epic. Epic win, that is.

Okay. I'm gonna end at this.

PLUR
--Allen

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Yup. The second one for the day.

Yeah, this is just to let you know how impatient i am for monday and tuesday to pass by. so much so, that I am not really observing my capitalization and stuff like that.

I'm getting really distracted in my blogging cuz there's my mom talking to me and i was on the phone for a sec.
uhm uhm uhm. yeah yeah. new poi coming in sometime soon. good stuff. hope to get new lights too. need money for stuffs.

i wish i wasn't so poor. bah. uh uh..i'm bored. someone should comment. i feel quite alone. :(
back to my trance fixation. OH. lions won again today. hahahahaha. it's a miracle. two wins in a season?! that's not even possible. bah. now i have to go help my mom do something. fdjsajfdsajfdsal;jfkldsajklfkldsa
yeah.

this is bizarre. this writing looks so messed up. but i feel weird. so weird typing it is. choppy writing. lots of sentences. lack of punctuation. definitely not my usual typing. i dont know. i just like having it look more professional. its so much more appealing when you meet someone new. first impressions. yeah. thats the phrase im looking for. ugh. bite me.

im basically just writing whatever comes up in my mind now. just the outpouring of all my emotions. isnt that just peachy? yeah. uhm. weird korean drama on tv..mom watching it hah. its quite odd. i dont know about you..but i want a zebra costume real bad.

that would be excellent. they is my favorite animal. yup. then maybe kangaroos. they have to be pettable tho. preferably the mini variety. they also have to actually do stuff. not like the zoo. stupid zoo kangaroos. so lazy. they should hop and stuff.

next. next. uh. i think koalas. hm. yeah. something like that. those things are pretty cool. fjdsakf;lasflksa. a lapse in my thoughts. my mind likes doing that. just stopping on me. its crazy. oh. my dad fixed the car :) stupid idiots like to hit the car in the parking lot. there was like. gashes and scratches. on all four corners. yeah. idiots suck at driving.

he filled them tho. primed it. sanded it. painted it. yay. looks like new. hehe. ;) zesty. i think ive gone insane at this point. just a widdle bit. badabumwompwompwomp. hm. womp. dubstep. still cant get into it. oh well.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmk.
comment.
love ya all.
:)
::Allen
!@#$%^&*()_+

edit? edit?!
edit??!!!@#!@!$#@!$#@!
yeah. uh. i might put a video up. then again i might not. might wait for the poi to come in.
mm.
wallplane flowers.
mm.

WOW.

God, I hate terrible drivers.
So I'm on my way home, and this truck is in front of me. As he approaches the traffic light, he slows to a very slow pace, and then proceeds to keep me there UNTIL it turns yellow and leaves; leaving ME at the traffic light for an hour. Man, that pissed me off. Then, this dumbass jeep puts on the right turn signal like 5 HOURS before he turns right, so i'm like..wtf are u doing and then he turns on his left like an hour before too so i dont know if hes going to change into my lane..
I HATE BAD DRIVERS.
FUCK.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Hey :D

My friend posted this.
I'm seriously considering printing this letter out and framing it, rofl.
Really made my day.
Hope it makes yours.
PLUR


--Allen




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Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted fan,
Jim

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

:(

Epic fail on tests makes me pretty upset.
I'm just gonna sit around and veg out, cuz ill feel less like shit that way.

Monday, November 16, 2009

.

Some good ol hhc. Makes me pretty happy really, and it's like I can finally enjoy the fruits of life.
But then I sit down and analyze the situation real hard.
And then I realize how much I hate people so I can't really enjoy life.

Friday, November 13, 2009

I highly dislike the music box on your blogs.

Stop it! You guys should just listen to your own music not force me to listen to it :(
I'm always trying to listen to something and blog and it's "oh what's this? Some other music I don't want to listen to interfering with my song??!!" Then it's like -click comment- "OMG WTF AGAIN? MUSIC IS BACK AGAIN?!" Then hit comment button and "WTF GODDAMMIT WHY DO I HAVE TO STOP IT AGAIN"
and THEN the captcha part and "FNASJJFDSJAF STUPID MUSIC GOD!" and finally, to top it off..ONE MORE TIME after i approve the captcha. It's enough to turn any sane man loose on a killing rampage. Namely, me.

If there's one thing I've learned about music...people tend to care about their own music, not others!!! ;)

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

What's nu?

Why, it's c over lambda!
HA
HA
HA
oh god.
im ridiculous, i know.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Why?

Do things happen the way they do?
D:

Thursday, November 5, 2009

So.

So, our school has declared it like some sort of writing day or some fucking bullshit like that, and we have to write for like 30 minutes -_-
Therefore, I must pose a few questions:
1) Who the FUCK came up with this DUMBFUCKINGASS idea?!
2) Why the HELL would we be forced to write?!
3) Is this supposed to make me smarter or some SHIT by forcing me to write?!
It's like I always say, 'This is why I hate people.'
It's really becoming my motto lately, because the things people do are always so GODDAMN ridiculous, and it seems like the more I attempt to correct them, the more ridiculous they act. FUCK. Like, how do you even say, "Oh, let's make it writing day and force the kids to write! What a grand idea!" Whoever thought of this idea deserves a royal smack in the mouth FER SHUR. No, but seriously, the things people do..God..

Peace out. Nobody's going to stop me from playing games on this computer. Screw writing.

--Allen